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Saturday February 9, 2008
(bio, Madrid, conference, lecture, Goya)
One thing Marc Villeneuve and I on Thursday agreed on was
the high quality of the instructors in the Army. These were mostly
Wachtmeesters (Artillery Sergeants) and Opperwachtmeesters (Artillery
Sergeant Majors), who had been trained in teaching and instructing
techniques. They were absolutely superb. I have clocked up about 15 years of
study at various Tertiary Institutions, but I can not recall a professor or
lecturer that ever did come close to the performances of those noncoms in
the Army.
University staff do spend considerable time on preparing the
material they plan to teach, but very little it seems to me on working on
their performance in front of the students. This becomes especially
painstakingly clear at large Conferences. The best performers there are
usually professionals working for large companies, used to presenting their
ideas to Superiors.
International Conference on Engineering Geology in
Madrid, Summer of 1978
This was by far the greatest disaster in terms of speaking performances I
have ever witnessed.
The Conference was held in a large Convention Center
on the same Avenue and right opposite the Real Madrid Soccer Stadium.
Participants came from all over the world and were engaged in a range of
engineering projects such as tunnels, dams, nuclear power stations,
hydroelectric schemes, both underground and open pit mines.
Over 260 delegates had written papers for the event including myself. My
article was on the Bougainville Copper Mine where I worked at the
time. It was a huge open pit copper/gold mine located at Panguna in
the mountains of Bougainville Island, Papua New Guinea.
At the
registration on the first day we were each given a small rucksack filled
with 11 volumes containing all 260 Conference publications. It was
obviously not possible to let each author present his paper in full within
the 5 day period of the Conference. Instead every morning a panel of 4 or 5
"experts" summarised the papers dealing with roughly the same subjects.
Afterwards authors were given the opportunity to speak for 3½
minutes on their paper themselves. You had to apply for this
opportunity beforehand so that you could be scheduled in the day's
session.
Having come from across the Globe to attend this Conference I
naturally applied for my spot in the limelight.
The general result of this procedure was a total disaster. On the whole
there was nothing wrong with the quality of the articles themselves. But the
expert forums were a total bore, and the individual authors all struggled
saying something meaningful about their paper and more often than not were
cut off in mid sentence when their 3½ minutes were up. There was no
mercy about this rule (the only good thing of the Conference), when the bell
rang, your stopped talking, no argument.
I was scheduled for the 4th day, at the end of the Thursday morning
session, and day after day watched the continuing massacre with growing
concern. This was not going to happen to me, and why the hell should it ?
When you know you have so little time you just simply plan for that.
So by the Wednesday I had thought through what I was going to say and
decided on 8 slides which would visually support my thesis. This would work
out at about 25 seconds per slide, enough time for the audience to have a
good look and absorb its message. In the evening I did some trial runs in
my hotel room, timing myself with a watch. Fairly quickly I found the
correct reasoning path to get my story through in just 5 minutes. After that
it was a matter of looking at each sentence in turn, cut out the garbage and
make it fluent and compact. Done. I did not write anything down, but
repeated the performance 2 or 3 times to become comfortable with it and
focus on a few keywords with which I started certain sentences.
On Thursday morning I was sitting in the audience nervously waiting my turn.
I had given my slides to the projectionist and showed him the correct
sequence. The floor manager had asked me to use simple language as all
presentations were simultaneously translated into Spanish, French and
German. I would speak in English myself.
By the time it was my turn
to climb on the stage I was more nervous than I can recall having ever been
in my life before. I was handed two implements, an electric buzzer to signal the
projectionist for the next slide, and a pointing torch with
which I could move an arrow across the projection screen. My hands were
shaking so much that I had to hold both items together within my clasped
hands.
I started to speak and at once there were only me, the screen and the
buzzer. Nothing else did exist. I told my story, I finished it and then the
bell rang. For a second it was dead silent, then shouting, stamping,
applause, a standing ovation followed. People were rushing from everywhere
up to the stage surrounding me as I stepped down, shaking my hand, clapping my
shoulder. The Dutch delegation immediately invited me to give
presentations at their two world famous relevant Universities, Delft
in civil engineering, and Enschede in applied geology. I agreed and
visited both of them in due course.
The next morning I joined a Professor from California at a table for
breakfast in the hotel. "Congratulations Mr. Furstner" he said. "There were
a few delegates at this Conference who had something of value to say, but
you were the only one who managed to do that within the allotted time."
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Sunday February 10, 2008
(diary, market, Claus, food)
My brother Claus and I had a bit of a tiff a few years back (as
happens occasionally in most families) and we have stayed away from each
other ever since. I feel the time has perhaps come that we have cooled down
sufficiently to at least be civil with each other again. I have heard that
he has a stall on one of the Sunday markets near Maroochydore, so I decide to
drive down there this morning and have a look.
On my way down there I make a brief stop in Woombye (halfway between
Palmwoods and Nambour).
Woombye is a lovely sleepy little village with a nice Pub and old fashioned
Railway station. Right at the turnoff from the Highway is a small restaurant
The French Room (tel.07 5442 1511). I have driven past it numerous times but never
checked it out before. It is closed but the Menu is displayed at the front
door and looks good. Rather more expensive (I estimate $150+ for a dinner
for two) than the usual places we go to, but worth a try. An ex chef who is
dropping off some stuff as I stand there tells me this is the place where
all chefs in the region go to when they go out for dinner. So I have started
saving.
The Sunday market is on the bank of a branch of the Maroochy River and
still in full swing when I arrive there. There is the usual variety of
stalls selling fruit, veggies, plants, curiosa, 2nd hand stuff and
handcraft. Unlike the markets in Darwin which are dominated by the
most wonderful eateries (a feast for the eye, nose and stomach), here
there are only one or two stalls selling food and drinks. But it has a good
village type atmosphere and is obviously a regular weekly entertainment for
many of the locals.
I must say, these markets in Australia are so much better than the ones
I walked over on the Costa del Sol (South Spain) in May last year.
There you find nothing but cheap belts, sunglasses, plastic handbags, some
woodcarvings, etc. all imported from Algiers. Little, if any, displays of
artistic endeavours or handcrafts. I found those markets very depressing.
After walking around a bit I spot Claus and his
partner Pat at their stall in one of the lanes. It is quite a big one
with some of Claus' sculptures on display but mostly bric a brac, cheap
jewelry and curiosa spread out over several tables. They often go to
auctions where they buy this stuff and then sell it on at the market. A
hobby they share and enjoy very much. I greet them and Pat discretely moves
away, so Claus and I can talk. We agree to burry the hatchet and exchange
some of our family news. The conversation is somewhat strained, but at least
we are talking again. He promises to look around his house for
family photos etc. and suggests I come around later in the week to check them
out. I say goodbye and leave. So far so good.
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